The playground personalities.
The cheerleader. The bully. The show-off. The helper. To name a few.
They were all there.
I watched them wear their facades completely unaware of my see-through-it superpower. Why facades? Because every parent wants to appear as kind, patient, and in control. But on the playground, the personality jungle, truth always emerges.
Oh wait... Let me be clear. I'm not referring to the kids.
This is all about the parents. The adults.
Kids just are. They wear no facades. But "grown folks" try to put on a show.
And there I was, that day, reading 'em like a best seller.
A trip to the park is usually good for us parents. There are other cubs to play with. Which means that we're temporarily off the hook from climbing kiddy contraptions and fitting into tunnels we're not sure we'll get out of.
We are left to chit-chat (uncomfortably) together. Or to jabber on uncontrollably, telling our life stories, happy to have another adult listening to us. There is only so much goo-goo gaa-gaa a mature mind can tolerate! We also sometimes sit like statues, anti-social, stalking our offspring. But either way, facades are worn tightly enough to smother an elephant!
These are the overly enthusiastic, loud for no reason, annoyingly cheerful parents who believe their cub can do A-NY-THING. Instilling confidence is great but listen up. If your cub is too afraid to venture down the kiddie slide, he/she will NOT be sliding down a playground pole just for the hell of it! There's no need for you to make up a cheer while they're kicking and screaming! Give 'em a break and don't be in such a rush to teach pole-sliding maneuvers. Honestly, I'd try to stay away from that skill these days!
One more thing, please turn the volume down on your word-hole. The rest of us don't want to hear you yelling over the playground rowdiness we're already trying to ignore.
Keep both eyes peeled on this one. These are the parents who feel that their cub is entitled to anything at anytime. These parents sit and watch as their cub tries to jump places in line and runs around pushing and shoving with no regard for others. They terrorize the fun. The bully parent is unphased by wrecklessness and rudeness until the same treatment is reciprocated. Then it's no longer funny because their cub can do no wrong.
Well if you're that parent, here's a warning from a parent who doesn't tolerate bullying. If your cub has to go home with a new knot on his head because he pissed off the wrong kid, then so be it. I don't condone violence, but sometimes a person is simply "asking for it" and needs to be taught a lesson!
You're in for an America's Funniest Home Video moment watching these parents! Just wait a while. They believe they can do a-ny-thing their cub can do and ultimately that none of the other parents can do (or so they assume).
They seem to need more attention than the toddlers and will do almost anything to get it! The Show-Offs also love to be complimented and asked questions about their own awesomeness! It's almost like they have an agenda to prove that age truly is just a number. So... good for them! May their bones be strong and prosper and their genitalia in tact!
Awww. You can't help but feel a heart tug (more like dagger stab) toward these parents. They are ALWAYS ready to lend a helping hand. Almost to the point of doubled-over nausea! They want to save the world. They want to protect every child from a fall. They have advice for anyone who will listen. And if you don't want to talk or listen, they can diagnose your reason why.
The helper has a ready band-aid for all boo-boos, extra snacks for hungry kids, enough bubbles to form a community shower, and sidewalk chalk for days. They even come with sandbox toys galore! Now whether or not they are packing some extra sanity and sleep to pass out, I don't know. Where these parents go wrong is that they become seriously annoying. They always leave me with a "please just sit down and leave me alone" feeling of urgency.
The playground personalities. There are many of them that I left out but these are the ones I ran into on this trip. Ya love 'em, you hate 'em but the playground wouldn't be the same without 'em. Each has their time and place to shine and are sometimes a needed presence on a crazy day!
And I know you're wondering which personality I fall under. But uh, uh, uhhh. I'm not quite sure if you're ready to dive into that one just yet!
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